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FAQs

Who makes this stuff?

I do.


When do I get my order?

I have a day job, so all orders ship on the 20th of each month. After shipping, orders usually take around 1-2 weeks to arrive depending on mail service. If you need the item shipped earlier for a gift or something feel free to DM me on Twitter. No guarantees, but I'll see what I can do.


"This thing is gone and I missed it! Will you sell it again??"

Maybe. The best place to follow me for updates on what's coming to the shop is Twitter.


"I hate you! I want a refund!"

Sorry, I don't do refunds unless there's an issue with the shipment or item. We're forever bound by exchange of coin.


"I never got the thing!"

Bummer! Please send me a message on the contact page and I will get you a replacement or refund out ASAP.


"I got the thing but USPS wrecked and or smashed it!"

That is not surprising! See the above question as the same applies here.